mother, i'm still hungry
Mom packed my lunch last night, and for some reason i trusted that she had packed a well balanced lunch for her growing son, even though she was still wearing her clown outfit from last night (the topless one) and holding a Jameson's.
Well, i get to school and open my Lilo and Stitch retro metal lunchbox, (collectors edition bitches!) and what do i find? Yep. a box of Pocky sticks. For lunch.
I was so hungry after eating those tiny chocolate covered sticks, that I ate the carrot Big James jammed in my ear. At least i think it was a carrot. It was orange.
Well, i get to school and open my Lilo and Stitch retro metal lunchbox, (collectors edition bitches!) and what do i find? Yep. a box of Pocky sticks. For lunch.
I was so hungry after eating those tiny chocolate covered sticks, that I ate the carrot Big James jammed in my ear. At least i think it was a carrot. It was orange.
4 comments:
Ummm "Lilo and Stitch" is a new cartoon. how can they have a "retro" lunch box? I can understand if you have a Barbie retro metal lunch box however...not Lilo and Stitch...? ; )
By retro I meant, rusty, and a little scratched up. Mother calls alot of cheap things she has bought me "retro". My retro bedroom suit. My retro vinyl jacket, and best of all, my retro toothbrush. At a certain point you just go with it, you know?
uh...tiny chocolate covered sticks.
Do I get a prize for the right answer? What have I won?
HOLY CRAP!
i just saw the picture portraying you, hilarous!!!!!!!!
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