stop punching me?

Mother is doing well this morning. She finally slept off her crazy. This morning i think she feel guilty for yesterday. SHE MADE ME PANCAKES!! i just love pancakes. Can't think of anything better than pancakes. (Carnie Halloween! excluded of course) She doesn't make like normal though. She actually uses cookie dough, and essentially makes the SIZE of pancakes, and then calls them pancakes. I don't say anything about this. She's a little lazy sometimes, I just happened to benefit from it this time. Unlike the time when we went to the fun park, and she was "too tired" to leave the saloon themed pub.

Today, i've got to go to school. Poopers. I really hate school. The learning part is AWESOME!, it's just the daily beatings that are getting a little old. I have been pummelled everyday since I was in third grade. It was fun the first couple of years, cause I really bonded i think with the bullies, but now, it's gotten alot harder. Most of them have gotten girlfriends and have become whipped! Their not into beating me any more, and in turn, we don't really have much in common. That's actually how I met my co-best friend Willy!

He used to be the guy who would spit in my face as the other guys punched me in my privates and box my ears. But, you could tell, he was a good guy deep down. Our friendship started when Willy came over to my house after school. he had lost his favorite ring, and he thought he had left it in my forehead. HE WAS RIGHT! Stuck right there in my forehead was his real gay looking Batman Forever ring. I gave it to him, told him how it was kinda gay to wear rings at this age, and he hit me with a tree branch he happened to have with him. And well, the rest is history.

Just yesterday, after breaking my arm, Willy said "hey, is that bone sticking outta your arm?" . . . and whattya know? . . . IT WAS! Man, it was very funny. Painful, but funny. I think this will be one of those stories I tell later in life. The kind you just laugh and laugh about now that the pain of your childhood has gone away.