Well, here i am world
world? hello? world? oh, there you are. well i'm back. well, actually, i'm just starting actually. i am named Michel. YES, I AM MAN! you are silly american person. i know it's a bit of a fancy name for such a strong and well endowed man such as i am, but well, get used to it! i have! (sort of . . . actually, not really)
anyway, i depress, i have start this blog to let the world know about michel. i am from far away land. Today, i play with my friends, Willy, and Balzac. We call him Balz. (you can't really win with a name like that) Willy is the shy, bludgeon you in the head with arm-sized stick type of kid. a good guy MOST of time. Balzac, he's nice friend too. he give me lizards each time we recreation together. they are always dead, and he always gives them nicknames, as if they had real names to begin with. Today, he give me Alfie. He tells me his real name is alphonse merriweather.
i change the subject each time i receive a lizard as quickly as i can. Balz usually doesn't pick up. But, today, he asked me where i keep the dead lizards with the nicknames. he actually asked for one of them by name! So i just pulled out a lighter i stole from grandfather, and started flicking it.
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thank you so much tuuli! I KNOW IT'S A MAN'S NAME, it's just the world who doesn't agree. they like to call me michelle, dress me in barbie princess clothes, and make me talk like the lady from gone with the wind (i must say though, i do a damn good impression). but, it's embarassing!, especially in the middle of math class.
They tell me I get on the MTV! Sometimes I just trust too much . . . I am sensitive young man. Sadly, the ladies don't like sensitives at my age. They have to go through all the "bad boys" first. That's what mother say.
Mother says "not until you are mature!" - she says that means thirty five, once i've got some money socked away.
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