the Oscar goes to . . . Mother!
Well, the ankle has healed quickly. Mother is doing well too, except for she is a LITTLE sad since her arrest.
She and some man named Franky One-Nut, assistant manager over at The Tattler Too, decided to make a feature film tentatively titled "Watch This Lady Have Sex With These German Shepards!", (good luck fitting THAT title on a VHS sleeve!)
Mother informed me that Franky was a filmaker, the best in the Tri-county area, and WAS know for tastefully capturing "real" events, calling them a movie, and trying to sell them at the fairgrounds. Well, apparently, there are "rules" against people having videotaped intercourse with "animals normally kept as pets" in our state, most states actually, which explained why she was telling me this through bars, wearing a jumpsuit, and smelling like dog.
She also informed me of "some extra bullshit charge" they tacked on because the dogs happenned to be wearing vintage baby T's, and what the police were calling, dog "hot pants" in the movie.
The things we do for art . . . I guess it runs in the family!
3 comments:
that is some seriously nasty art!
i love german shepards but not that much! ewww!
I wonder if that's the much anticipated sequel to "Watch this lady have sex with a Boxer (the canine, not pugilist)".
Actually, there are many films it turned out. Franky One-nut will be doing some serious tyme! The worst was his yorkshire terrier series!
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