Please, take this love collage . . .
In the morning light of my new love affair, I have officially started making a collage to my new girlfriend! Collage is a great way to expression alot about yourself. Mostly because you can use pictures, show many things, and make it in the shape of a brain.
I have to say, this is one of the best ones that I have done. I did make a nice one out of found hair, meuslix, and hoof glue last month, but Mother told me she "had seen better". We'll see.
Unfortunately, the only pictures available to me were from Willy's dad's house. Mother doesn't allow magazines in the house any more ever since she caught me masturbating to her Lands End catalog, THE FEMALE PART!. But i found great material. The magazines at Willy's were about something called the "militia" movement, which sounded perfect! So I made the collage out of pictures of tractors, soldiers fighting in urban warfare, mounted deer heads, and some pictures of cows that had recently been slaughtered.
And just to make sure she knew it was ME, I put a picture of me looking very sensitive as the centerpiece. I took my shirt off and got Willy to take a picture of me wearing my karate pants, and holding a kitten (it had lost most of it's hair from disease, but it was cute, AND NEEDED LOVE!). I feel this collage really got to the essentials of "Michel".
I can't wait to show her!
5 comments:
this is hilarious, i'm linking you if you don't mind
What a fantastic way to creatively show your love for someone! I'm impressed. Maybe you can make a mobile next? Hang some of balz's dead lizards and sticks from willy's collection?
You don't like it? It was just an idea, sorry! You can be so mean!
you can't see it, but i'm doing pelvic thrusts right now because of how much i like your blog
you can't see it but i just snorted coffee through my nose from laughing at the pelvic thrust comment.
woops, that was me...not "anonymous" That sneaky fellow is always trying to steal my comments!
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