race cars aren't that cool to some people

So there I was, VERY EXCITED about my new underwear! Mother went to our neighbor's garage sale and bought me a pair of briefs WITH FERARRI'S ON THEM! Mother said they gave her "a great deal" because they weren't technically theirs. They found them in their crawl space when, while putting in a new water heater last month, they needed something to "wipe up with". What a happy accident!

I thought they were so cool I made a collage about them!

The collage had three of my old pairs of underwear, half of a can of oil, and the gas cap from Mother's Lebaron. This collage was really SO COOL, that it blew my mind! Which I then made another collage about, and well, long story.

So, I take this collage to school, for show and tell. Even though we don't technically have "show and tell" any more, and apparently haven't had it in five years (where was Michel when that memo went out?), Mr. Danforth let me share the piece in Geometry class.

So, I show it with no explanation . . . AND NO ONE GET'S IT! They just ask things like "Where's the Ferarri?" and "Mr Danforth, will we need to know ANYTHING about this for the test?" Then the asian girl in the front row says, "That looks like you scotched taped three pairs of your dirty underwear onto some wax paper."

So, I just yelled, "Public schools have NO ROOM FOR THE ARTS!!" and kind of spit in the direction of the asian girl in the front row. It didn't hit her though! That's why I'm suspended for a week instead of a month.

But hey, who's got ferrari's on his underpants!!