Mother, you make me proud!

Mother is working again! She just got a job from a neighbor having sex with him a couple of times a week!

The job seems great! She's SO happy, all she has to do is dress up like a bush, and sneak over to his house on tuesdays and thursdays. She seems to be making money, cause the fridge now has actual food inside, instead of just liquor and "courtesy mints" from The Tattler Too.

I've got to say, it's nice to know mother is back in the work force now. It's done alot for her self-confidence, and now that I don't have to worry about her as much, I can get back to my James von Douche commemorative collage. I've started bleaching his bones in preparation. I just need to find the bird mid-drift I was knitting for him, and I will get starting.

I can't wait to show everyone! I am little shy about showing my work! But I know in order to "grow as an artist", and "sell my work for thousands of dollars" while eating cheese, drinking wine, and "having SEX with pornography actresses", I MUST face my fears.