Party outside of our pants!
Hope you all had a great new years friends. Michel had a wonderful one!
This year, I celebrated with Willy and Balz! We went to a PARTY! and it was jumping! When we entered the main room, the music stopped with a scratch of a record player and the party went completely silent. It was like they were welcoming us. It felt great.
A football player was the first to greet us. He asked us "What are you doing here? And why are you wearing underwear on the outside of your jeans?"
I said "We're here to Party, Fool! And the underwear?, well, we thought it might be funny. It's my MOTHER'S!"
Looking back, I should not have said this, especially out loud, and probably not to a football player who, rumor has it, broke his mothers kneecaps for turning off "Thundercats" when he was three. The football player, let's call him #79, "punched me in the face". It was quite painful so my brain decided to be knocked unconscious for some hours.
Once I woke up. I had a feeling that THIS WAS THE BEST NEW YEARS EVER! The fact that I was lying in a ditch spooning a dead cocker spaniel did nothing to get me off the HappyTrain. I even had a "happy cry", until the tears started making my nose sting.
4 comments:
OMG poor cocker spaniel heheheheheeee
Just kidding, hope your new year is great.
sounds pretty eventful...mine consisted of an unexpected pleasant surprise, followed by tons of empty hopes, and finally being painfully let down in the end...
Loratab would be great for the stinging nose
Burbon would work too...You have that in ready supply right.
Dude never Mother's underware always the girlfriends on a double dog dare. Even a football player can't resist a double dog dare.
Just my little way of trying to help
Happy new year
shake it off maddie!
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