Mrs Janewitz is a bitch
This morning, i decided to dress up for my speech on Leif Erikson (AS A PIRATE!) You know, the patch, the stuffed bird, I even fashioned a "peg leg" from a table leg I borrowed from Mother's Mixin's Table she keeps at her bedside. DON'T WORRY!! I put her marijuana tube in it's place!!
The costume WAS AWESOME! So after i finished drawing in my beard with a Sharpie and spray painting Ritz crackers so they looked like gold dubloons, I was off to "WOW" the class!
So, when i get to class, does Mrs. Janewitz thank me for showing up "in character" for my speech? Does she APPRECIATE the blood, sweat, permanent inks, gold spray paint, table legs and tears I put into my presentation? Does she applaud the AUTHENTICITY of my pirate interpretation ?
DOES SHE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY CREATIVITY AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE!!!?
OF COURSE NOT!!! Because as it turns out the speech is tomorrow.
I could have gone home to change, but the costume just felt so "right". This is the major reason i got beat up so much today. That and the sign that Larry put on my peg leg that said "butt pirate".
6 comments:
Well, anyone who puts a sign that says "butt pirate" on your mixin's table peg leg isn't your friend now, is he?
Not any more!! I told him too! (in between punches.)
Any chance we could cash in the gold dabloons. Maybe we could use them as payment to off the evil teacher who was to stupid to realize the genius the resides within your soul.
Hrumph at her anyway.
Isn't mother going to be mad when she starts looking for her Marijuana tube to use when she comes home. Be careful hun we don't need mother mad at you today, you are having to fragile of a day after getting beat up.
Would you like me to send in my biker friends to take care of your ex-friend?
holy crap! ritz crackers as dubloons? hilarious! you are so creative Michel! i've missed you! glad you are still around!
The funniest thing about this post is that I think it's true.
This is actually a pretty funny blog.
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