is that an old tymey banker!!?
Some people have started visiting, so this entry should clear up some questions. I am very excited you have been visiting. KEEP COMING! PLEASE!! I don't have that many friends.
I am born in Finland. I moved here with mother three years ago. Here is north carolina. I am having some troubles "fitting in" since we have come here. I am, as you have read, a very intelligent, and sensitive young man with many important things to say. I posted my most recent picture so that all the ladies in the world could see what they are dealing with. As you can also see, I am very beautiful.
Today, i'm just trying to figure out my halloween costume!
Mother wants me to be a doll and go down to the liquor store and pick up a bottle of schnapps. But I'm pretty sure that'll get me beaten, unless it was a GI joe doll or something, but who remembers that any more! I would just look like a soldier. Willy says I should just crap my pants, and say I'm a baby. There are logistical problems there Willy, what with all the walking i'd have to do with stuff in my pants. ITS A GREAT IDEA THOUGH WILLY! Balz says that I should be a lizard trapper with him. But, to be honest, the whole killing over three thousand lizards thing is starting to creap me out with Balz.
So, i've decided to be an OLD TYMEY BANKER! you know, with the hat and the neat shirt and all. I think i might go and get some rolls of quarters and pennies to make it more "authentic" It's gonna be a great halloween.
4 comments:
That is soooo not him. He is blond! Plus he doesn't have the fashion sense to own such cool sunglasses.
1) Not all Finns are blondes.
2) I was born in Rovaniemi, Lappi, Finland.
3) That IS my picture.
4) I told you i was beautiful.
1.) Yes they are
I took a gallup poll (you know, giddyup) and 99.9% of Americans think all Finns are blonde. Although 99.9% of those Americans also didn't know what "Finns" meant (huh? Dol"phins"?!) but they suspected the people of Finland were all blonde because well...stupid Americans form stupid opinions based on what we could call a "gut feeling" and not the "gut feeling" of over-eating...which most Americans know very VERY well. The other gut feeling, the one causing psychic powers.
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