WolfTown,USA (FIRST MTG!!) – Sunday July 30.
LOCATION: Cafe at Borders Books
PURPOSE: To have fun, and talk wolves with likeminded wolf-buffs!!
START TYME: 3:31 PM
ROLL CALL
In attendance: Michel Johansen, Ricky Jones, Autumn (Border’s associate), Sanji (Border’s associate), Guy named Alan
LEADERSHIP TEAM:
Michel Johansen – president/activites coordinator/sign painter
Ricky Jones - accountant/snack coordinator/authenticity consultant
Welcoming Howl to members.
Old Tymey wigs and authentic Wolf Teet tanks passed out to all members.
BRAINSTORMING session: Future meeting themes
Accepted ideas
-Dress like your favorite wolf
-Douse yourself in (wolf) urine
-Wolf Crafts 101
-On-all-Fours Day
Rejected ideas:
-The Pain of Rickets
-Kids these days
-Underwear on the outside day
-Racism Day
-Famous Train Journeys
-Masturbatory Seizures
-Making easy money in Real Estate
-Christian puppeteering
-Dancing with the Stars viewing party
-Riverdance your way to a new body
-Old Timey Bankers
-The Genius of Frank Stallone
SNACK TYME!
Snacks served:
-Kippered Beef
-SNAX brand potato chips – (flavors: plain, arctic cheddar blast, mayonaise)
-Capri Sun - (flavors: Tropical Mouth Explosion, Boo-Yah Grape Blastoff, Mt. Kilaman Orange-O)
-Jalapeno poppers
Motion made by Guy named Alan to discontinue the Old Timey wigs for future meetings due to the smell of urine. Seconded by both Borders associates.
Michel Johansen vetoes motion.
Discussion of whether Michel Johansen has that authority or not.
Michel Johansen throws wolf urine on Guy named Alan and begins to howl, squirt a milky substance from his wolf teet tank top.
WolfTown,USA escorted out of the café, and out onto street rather forcefully.
END TYME: 3:45 PM
5 comments:
Michel, you can hold the second meeting in my clubhouse, if I can come too. I have a bunch of urine! (I think it's wolf urine, but it could just be my dog Rex. He's old.)
I like the new look of your page!
i'd like to go to the next mtg. (stands for meeting) but only if there are no conflicts with my other meetings. I have wolf-fest planning mtg on every thursday all day and swing lessons on friday nights. I work at eb games part time and my manager, chris herndon, is pretty cool. i can ask him about meetings there. Wolf!
hi michel!
great job! i'm proud of you and bringing all things wolf to the forefront of the america.
great job having a life!
WOLF!
and Kirk! PLEASE TELL MICHEL MORE ABOUT THIS MYTHICAL LAND CALLED WOLF-FEST!
DOUBLE WOLF (and teet squirt)!!
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