WOLFTOWN, USA (2nd MTG!!) – Oct 18
Location: Ricky Jones Garage Apartment
PURPOSE: To have fun, and talk wolves with likeminded wolf-buffs!!
Start Tyme: 6:37 PM
Roll Call
In attendance: Michel Johansen, Ricky Jones, Autumn, Sanji, Guy named Alan, Brad Dongell (new member!)
Leadership Team:
Michel Johansen – president/activites coordinator/sign painter/PR
Ricky Jones - accountant/snack coordinator/authenticity consultant
Welcoming Howl to members.
Ceremonial urine bath of NEW MEMBER BRAD DONGELL!! (welcome Brad!)
MEETING THEME: Dress like your favorite Wolf.
Introduction of everyone’s favorite wolf
SANJI – Favorite wolf was a wolf named Ben. He is a strong father figure type wolf he says. “that’s why I’m wearing glasses, and smoking a pipe, and have a security badge”
AUTUMN – Favorite wolf was named Autumn. Looked exactly like autumn, except had whiskers drawn onto face with sharpie, and was still shy.
RICKY – Favorite wolf was named Whoosh. Had short hair in the form of a light brown carpet over his entire body. WHICH WAS SO REAL, except for the tag. Wore Nike.
MICHEL – Favorite wolf was named Carol. Wore a Christmas sweater, walked with a homemade looking walking stick, and wore horn rimmed glasses. Yelled to everyone that “there books were overdue!” and “stop running!”
Guy named ALAN – Favorite wolf Jackum. Wore all black, except for striped athletic socks, and Greatest American Hero headband. Cheeks pierced with a femur of a small animal. Most likely from roadkill.
BRAD – wasn’t aware of this weeks theme. excused.
SNACK TYME!
Snacks served:
-Hot STIX
-BIG 60 Nilla wafers
-Boysenberry Blastoff Juice Toobs
-WWE Strangleberry Smackjobs
MOTIONS:
Motion made by Guy named Alan to discontinue the Old Timey wigs for future meetings due to the smell of urine.
Michel Johansen vetoed motion AGAIN.
Further discussion of whether Michel Johansen has that authority
Johansen pokes Guy named Alan with walking stick, and attempts to smother him with Christmas Sweater.
Ricky’s mother Iredell enters with baseball bat.
End Tyme: 7:15 PM
4 comments:
Michel, these are certainly action-packed meetings! How can I get an invitation to the next one? Also, the ceremonial urine bath.....could I wear a raincoat?
if you discontinue the Old Timey wigs, can i have them? i'm in the process of creating a tribute to Louis XVI and the wigs will really give it that athentic feel. i think the urine smell will really give my life-size installation the punch it needs. i wouldn't be so desperate, but i live in williamsburg and extra wigs are hard to come by here.
also if you have any extra Nilla wafers that would be great too. i think the French invented Nilla.
hey anonymous! thanks for stopping by!
I am sorry, but the wigs will be staying. Thanks for the interest, but NO THANKS.
We DO have a coupld of the Smackjobs left, but to be perfect and honest, they taste like fireplace ash.
sorry I missed the mtg. (meeting) again. my mom's car is all smashed up because a deer hit it. I wish it would have been a giant wolf that hit the car. I told her that and she called me a creepy freeloader a-hole. I will get her one day! I will don hairy wolf body suit and get her good. thanks for the wolftown update. I vote you to be mayor of the town, michel.
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