Naughty bird!
I have been trying to talking to Alice and Willy since our return from Africa, but Alice is not returning Michel's calls!
I have feeling it is because her fathers have been taking her to this placed they call “church”. And Willy, he is SO FOCUSED on his new band “SEXCELLENCE” that he has no time to even play ONE LITTLE GAME OF TETHERBALL!
So, I go to the movies.
Got to see the LATEST Carnie Movie . . . CARNIE SMALL BUSINESS! It was playing at Sampson's RollerRama Etc.! Me and this kid Ricky from my train club went after our meeting.
THIS MOVIE WAS TOTALLY AMAZING AS IS TO BE EXPECTED!
In this one the Carnie family get sick and tired of the circus, (and of course, MR ZIDDLE!) and move to Topeka Kansas to start a petstore call NAUGHTY BIRD.
There is this GREAT part where Poppa Carnie traps two birds at the park with a pair of his son's soiled underpants he had handy in the Isuzu.
THEN IT GETS CRAZY, he puts the birdies in the pantry of their apartment and plays Celtic music on a loop through the door to get them to make bird babies. The best part is when Pappa Carnie opens the pantry after a week and a half. Once he does, he finds that THE BIRDS HAVE DIED from the music, his wife has also left him, and his business parter sold his 51% stake in Naughty Bird to MR. ZIDDLE!!!
WHEN WILL THEY MAKE THIS INTO A SITCOM!
4 comments:
This is why I never ever EVER open the pantry door. In fact, I put drywall over it as soon as I moved in!
Good to hear from you again, Michel!
you too TREVOR JACKSON!!!!?
and thanks for being my friend!!
hi michel. i really think the best part of naughty bird was when the carnie sister farts and it sounds like a frog, and so the whole family thinks that their family bullfrog escaped in the pet store and the scene ends when the carnie aunt and carnie godmother clunk heads and it sounds like coconuts!
BULLSHIT.
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