Hello NEW DAD!
Hi friends!
I’ve got to tell you about a NEW FRIEND!! (and maybe NEW FATHER?)
I’m not sure if he will be coming to WolfTown, USA or not (he "likes animals” but not sure how muck he likes wolves). I will inform the group as our friendship grows.
So, his name is Barry, and he is Mother’s new boyfriend!
He is going to be a great father figure I think! He has ALREADY taught Michel to do something with my fingers called “SNAPPING”. It is SO MUCH FUN, and makes such an interesting sound. (collage coming soon!)
Barry is a personal trainer at FitGasm 24! It locates on the other side of town, in the Kroger shopping center. The same one with the Christian Grocery, the IF ITS JAZZ! Shoe Haus, and the bookstore with the windows you can’t see through.
He has been “personally training” Mother for free, and they have appeared to fall into love with each other. At least that’s what Barry yells while they have sex all the time, no matter if Michel wants to watch Mr. Belvedere videos or not.
He must be a good personal trainer because he weighs over 400 lbs!! He says that “it’s mostly muscle”. He tells Michel that even though he looks fat, that it is a genetic problem that runs in his family, and to “shut the fuck up”.
2 comments:
your new dad sounds like my cousin. He went to prison for starting a cult. he only had teenage boys in his cult. they met and culted A LOT. He really likes prison. you should bring barry to a meeting so we can make sure he cuts it. your mom seems great so she deserves a great man.
Your cousin sounds like he molests children at his cult. he sounds scary too!
I have been asking to get Barry to come to a meeting two times each day. HE STILL SAYS NO!
He is not a fan (of wolves) anyhow, plus he has many clients to personally train for his job.
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